SPOOK THE SWAMP THINGS...

IF NOT FOR THE WHISTLEBLOWER HE WOULDN'T HAVE GOTTEN CAUGHT. SO WHAT DOES TRUMP DO, HE OUTS THE WHISTLEBLOWER, AND IN EXPOSING THE PATRIOTIC WATCHDOG WHISTLEBLOWER THUS, JEOPARDIZE HIS LIFE! AND SHIFTY SHIFT IS TOO CORNY, HE'S MORE AVANCED THEN THAT, HE'S THE [SWAGGY SWIFT SHIFT], EVEN [GREAT NIGHT SHIFT], TRAITORS DON'T GET TO NICK NAME, RUSSIAN LOVERS HAVE NO DOG IN THIS FIGHT, THEY HAVE NO GAME, HANDS OFF [SHIFT HANGER], MOREOVER, [SHIFT EVERY VOICE AND SING], SO, IN THE SPIRIT OF CLIFT THE RED DOG, WE HAVE [SHIFT THE BIG BLUE DOG]. AT THE END OF THE DAY, THERE'S NOTHING TRICKY OR CLEVER ABOUT A TURNCOAT AND TRAITOR, ATTEMPTING TO [NICK NAME] OUR GREAT PROGRESSIVE LEADERS, SO DON'T EVEN TRY IT [LOCO] [TROGLO]DYTE. SO CONTACT YOUR LOCAL PHILANTHROPIST, ASK TO DONATE MILLIONS OF HAUNTING WHISTLES TO THE RESISTANCE, MARCH ON WASHINGTON GROUPS, LEADING UP TO THE 2020 ELECTION, TIME SPOOK OUT THE SWAMP THINGS!